Do we REALLY need golf accessories?

Isn't a proper set of good golf clubs expensive enough?





Why go through the hassle of having gloves, proper guards, chic divots or even that extra huge, bulky umbrella!





What more.... Do we need to develop specific products just for golfing. Let me give you an example. You can use a household dining fork as a divot. Not hardy enough? Try the BarBeQue Fork.. I believe we can also use the gardening fork if you need a even more HARDY one.

Why use special markers.. when you can use coins... Yar.. well you might get a pocket full of MUD... But who cares.... Its FREE and You have many in your pocket..... If you have no dimes, use a dollar note instead... or find a HUGE ROCK to place on top of your Note.... By the way.... your wife does the laundry.. WHY CARE if you dirty your pants or have a pocket full of muddy coins?

Huge Umbrellas are also a waste of time... So what if it looks good and have excessive coverage.. Do we need such a huge umbrella in the first place? You're doing a sport... So its OKAY to get a tan or have yourself drenched by the rain from the long walk on the golf course.....

And whats with the golf ball pouches..... Just put them in your pocket.. I mean the girls would definitely love to see a man with a HUGE POCKET...... or just place them in one of the many pockets on your golf bags.... Well perhaps your golf pals might get irritated from you taking too much time finding your balls..... You might even get free balls instead...

Perhaps Its really not that important to even cover your clubs after using them... Its OKAY if they rust and are splattered with mud. They definitely look USED and your wife will not complain to you for buying a white elephant. I mean a set of dirty golf clubs do justify you of buying a new set next Christmas. I should say its like a warrior with worn out swords.... they do kill but perhaps not as well as before....

Why worry if your clubs may not perform as well as when you just bought them. I mean if your skill is improving everytime you play.. By the time your clubs looks tattered and grossly dirty, you should more or less be quite good already.....

The question here is.... Do we really need golf accessories?

Why we need these golf accessories?

DO they actually really matter?

If they do matter... Which areas do they affect.........................


This is really something for me to ponder on...........